OBAMACARE — “In the Year 2025” (Parody of Zager & Evans’ ‘In the Year 2525’)

In the Year 2025 (Sung to the tune of “In the Year 2525” by Zager & Evans).
**Note: I do not own the copyright to this song.  For satirical purposes only.

SING ALONG! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vQzpVeirus8

Lyrics:

In the year 2025
If man is still alive
If Obamacare survives
We may find…

In the year 2035
The gov’ment won’t tell the truth, they’ll just tell lies
Everything they think, do, and say
Paid for by taxes your grandkids’ll pay

In the year 2045
Ain’t gonna have no teeth, won’t have no eyes
You won’t find a doctor, nor a dentist, too,
Nobody will be treatin’ you

In the year 2055
Your arms hanging limp at your sides
You need rotator cuff surgery
But your insurance has been taken away

In the year 2065
Ain’t gonna need no husband, won’t need no wife
Abort your son, abort your daughter too
Or else they’ll have a big tax bill due, whoa whoa  .  .  .

(key change, pause)

In the year 2110
If God’s a-comin’ he ought to make it by then
Maybe he’ll see death panels and say
”Guess it’s time for the Judgment Day”

In the year 2210
God’s gonna shake his mighty head
He’ll either say ”I’m pleased with this health care plan”
Or tear it down and start again, whoa, whoa .  .  .

(key change)

In the year 2295
I’m kinda wondering if man’s gonna be alive
He’s taken everything the system can give,
And he ain’t paid back nothing  .  .  .  whoa, whoa  .  .  .

Now it’s been 200 years
Man has cried a trillion tears
For what? he never knew
Now man’s freedom’s through
But through the eternal night
The twinkling of starlight
So very far away
Maybe we can still choose today  .  .  .

In the year 2025
If man is still alive
If woman can survive
They may find…

In the year 2025  .  .  .

Satirical lyrics ©2010 Doug Buck

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Michigan Lawyer, age 53.
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